An E is anything you want it to be…
As long as you don’t want it to be wee,
For E’s are really quite special you see.
They didn’t just make them for and me. My, they made a few even for royalty!
See the main factor that makes an E be,
Is 9 extra inches of length you get free!
For your legs, big feet or giant jumpseat for three!
So next time you see a big gap between pillars B and C,
Know that you’ve found ya a rare model E!
Today’s post brought to you by the letter Q, feeling pretty left out